Red Wine Jet Pack

Let's take a red wine jet pack
and screw all the renaissance painters
at once,
make a big red stain
on all their art.

That would be funny
but I'm sure someone
(I don't know who)
would just make such a fuss
and far too much of one.

So their detergent
can be a deterrent
against a wounded,
quivering beast.
What a bitch, what a feast.